House Arrest

Luckily, Simon didn’t have to go to school today. We had considered last night that if it wasn’t cancelled we might just keep him home. What a brutal winter we’re enjoying this year. The scary part is that we aren’t even halfway through with it and we have had more snow and cold in the last month than all of last years season. And last year we got blasted. I am starting to feel exactly like that crook Bernie Madoff and that I am under house arrest. Well maybe not exactly since I didn’t rip off millions of dollars… or send my family precious jewels and money that I stole from my clients so the feds wouldn’t find it or… live in a penthouse suite when I should be in a jail cell with a big guy named Misty or…well I guess I feel more like a bear hibernating. Except that I’m not really sleeping all the time…or…