The Lion African Canadian Birds
March 31st, 2008 by lydia
They are a plague in our house. Coming out from all dark corners. Simon is the expert on the species. Usually black in color so they can camouflage into all dark corners, there are certain rare ones that have no color at all. Their size ranges from knee height to over your head (if you are 5). With the rain outside all day today Simon and Miriam had no escape and decided to take matters into their own hands. They enlisted Grandma-with-the-white-hair and went on the hunt.
Setting the Trap:
In order to lure them out of their hiding places you must place stacks of snack bars in the middle of a clutttered room (they don’t like empty spaces – thus our house is a perfect breeding ground).
The Wait:
You must then hide in a corner of the room until you hear them rustling around.
The Kill:
Once their location is confirmed, you “grab” them out, bop ‘em on the head, and decapitate them. After today, I believe they will no longer be a problem.
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